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I know I´ve posted this one several times already, but I still makes me laugh every time:-)  

David Mitchell: I’ve put a collar on a dog.

Liza Tarbuck: You’ve put a what?

David Mitchell: A collar on a dog.

Liza Tarbuck: Sure!

David Mitchell: Not a human collar, a dog collar. Not like an ecclesiastical dog collar, an actual dog’s collar. On a dog. And not, not in a sex way. What I have put… What putting on a human would have been a kinky sex thing, on a dog, and on a dog it’s just… what a dog wears. It’s just…

Charlie Brooker: There’s a lot of things you can do to a dog that would be kinky if you did it to a human.

David Mitchell: … Really?

Liza Tarbuck: That’s a bold statement, young man!

Charlie Brooker: Feed it from a bowl. You want me to go on?

David Mitchell: Are you saying that the way…

Charlie Brooker: Deworm it!

David Mitchell: What’s kinky about deworming!?

Charlie Brooker: If I did it to you backstage, people would say we were kinky

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