• *Buzzer*
• David: Charlie.
• Charlie: Crocodiles smell with their ears.
• David: No, they don't, no. I suspect that the thing that crocodiles smell with, however ear-like it might look, would be a nose.
• Charlie: It would be combined!
• Tony: They've got bloody great big nostrils that stick out of the water!
• Charlie: THEY DON'T USE THOSE FOR SMELLING WITH.
• Tony: They do!
• Arthur: What do they use them for, then?
• Charlie: Thinking? I don't know!
• David: No, you're quite right, they're just massive thinking holes.

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